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PRAISE THE LORD!

Journal Entry: Mon Feb 26, 2007, 10:42 AM
FOR THE COMING OF RAPTOR JESUS HAS HAPPENED.

"Oh Jurassic Father, please watch after the meat lockers of the world, for their bountiful harvest of beef and pig will nourish the carnivorous requirements of thou hungry belly. Please shelter thy family from the righteous bullshit of vegans, vegetarians, and other non-meat-consuming people of the world. And if you see it necessary to eat my first born just for the lulz, please do so with my blessing. Amen."

YOU MUST PRAISE UNTO THE LORD. HE EXTINCTZ FOR YOUR SINS.



THE POWER OF RAPTOR JESUS COMPELS YOU!

do it for the lulz.


"We do it in the dark, With smiles on our faces, We're dropped and well concealed, We Don't fight fair."
51 Comments
  • Mood: Pride
  • Listening to: "The Take Over, The Breaks Over" - F.O.B
  • Reading: The Raptor Bibelz.

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~Steve22 Feb 26, 2007, 11:12:36 AM
Ai praize raptorr Jezuz!

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~cherub-rock25 Feb 26, 2007, 11:13:47 AM
Hahaha. You're a bit crazy aren't you mr sam?
but heck, all hail the raptor jesus :worship:

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~Bedlam-baby Feb 26, 2007, 11:50:12 AM
what happens if i dont praise him? :P

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~svaart Feb 26, 2007, 12:28:39 PM
it reminds me of some iced earth lyrics, i could sing it like jon schaffer does :D :D i refer to the shoutboard lyric :D is like power-heavy metal fittable :D

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~TheTrueDanteSparda Feb 26, 2007, 1:00:13 PM
You wont go to heaven. lawl.

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I'm a loser, and a user,
So I dont need no acuser,
To try and slag me down because I know:

You're right
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~TheTrueDanteSparda Feb 26, 2007, 1:00:35 PM
Just a tad. 'tis all the stress D=

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I'm a loser, and a user,
So I dont need no acuser,
To try and slag me down because I know:

You're right
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~TheTrueDanteSparda Feb 26, 2007, 1:00:59 PM
YES :#1:

He pwns teh n00bz0rz.

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I'm a loser, and a user,
So I dont need no acuser,
To try and slag me down because I know:

You're right
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`lazybutt Feb 26, 2007, 2:27:55 PM
:lol: that's one awesome picture.

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~TheTrueDanteSparda Feb 26, 2007, 2:39:31 PM
PRAIZE HIM.

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I'm a loser, and a user,
So I dont need no acuser,
To try and slag me down because I know:

You're right
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`lazybutt Feb 26, 2007, 2:43:41 PM
WORSHIP WORSHIP WORSHIP LAWL

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